Looks Like You Could Use A Drank

found my new mini obsession. the aesthetic is so my brand

fablepaint:

tiktoksgay:

more of this please

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eternal-fractal:

greelin:

greelin:

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

For some reason I thought that horse was a new word for father and got confused

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soft-trans-on-tumbles:

pianissimomezzoforte:

purr-fect pitch… 

iplaytolosebitch:

Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]

Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]

j0jin:

It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭

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dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

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should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

I’ve never been so suspicious in my life.

The grocery store and I have no idea what is going on. Place looks like Bruce Banner couldn’t find the one thing he came for.

It’s gotten more threatening somehow.

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writing-prompt-s:

Rule 12 of the Official Evil Villain Rulebook™ states that “One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that they spot will be corrected.” You, as the local villain you decide to do just that. It soon turns out your plans have quite a few flaws in them.

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cetitan:

Employment office made me take this weiord test

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tel-aviva:

mf-dude:

hes trying to explode you with his mind

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userboxer:

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